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#Takemeback #vacation #beach #Galveston #beautiful #missit #wannagoback #loveit #theviewisbeautiful

#Takemeback #vacation #beach #Galveston #beautiful #missit #wannagoback #loveit #theviewisbeautiful

darrynek:

wait puberty hold on you forgot the part where i become attractive 

(Source: khione)

  • me: omg now I get it!
  • friend: u get what?
  • me: you know, when things heat, they expand
  • friend: and?
  • me: I'm not fat, I'm hot
  • How I flirt: *stares from distance*

yogdo:

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oMFG LOOK AT HIS LITTLE ASS I’MG ONNA PEE

  • me : has a crush
  • crush : gay
  • crush : too old
  • crush : too good-looking
  • crush : famous actor
  • crush : bastard
  • crush : lives 10.000 miles away
  • crush : fictional character
  • crush : dead musician
  • crush : power crazy norse god
  • crush: (high-functioning) sociopath
  • crush: 900 year old alien
  • crush: cannibal